Drugs are for mugs

Drug packets do not come with government health warnings like cigarettes. Well not the ones I have seen anyway. I must add here that this was all for research purposes, being that I'm a journalist and all that. Anyway, maybe it's about time they did. Warning: Smoking this herbage may turn you into a hermit making a quick trip to the shops a mission.
Hopefully Amy Winehouse's dealer will take note, and hand out a message with his/her wraps of crack. This substance will not only shrink you to the size of an umpa lumpa, but also turn you into one of them Johnny foreigner's. On top of that it will transform your gaunt face into one that resembles a bulldog chewing a paw full of sour wasps. To see the full extent of Mrs Winehouse's decline watch the video below.

So remember kids, drugs are for mugs. You have been warned.