Review of Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip at the Sugarmill (20/04/08)

The stage was littered with props to resemble a front room and the crowd was half empty (or half full). This never stopped the gruesome twosome that is Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip from putting in a blistering performance. They began by entering the stage to the sound of the Antiques Roadshow themetune before Dan le Sac cut it up to create their own version.
They then ploughed through their set playing all their familiar songs with Thou Shalt Always Kill receiving the best reception. The props were not just there to make the stage look good as they had their uses. The TV set which was on stage would later feature live footage of the duo with the use of modern technology, as the lamp which was on a table actually doubled up as a camera. Another prop he used masterfully was a coat stand complete with mac and hat. He slid his arm inside the jacket and caressed his other arm as if it was two people. This scene was inspired (or stolen) from the theatre production called Slava's Snowshow (watch video below to see a clip of the original). I haven't actually seen the show and only knew that it was inspired from this because Scroobius told us. Not in the conventional way by speaking but he held up large pieces of paper with it written on. Very much in the style of the famous Bob Dylan video for Subterranean Homesick Blues.

You can tell that the band have toured a lot as they look at ease on stage and their act is finely polished. They tried to rouse the audience as best as they could but it's not easy when the crowd is so sparse.

Click to see a video of them live in concert

It had filled up more than when the opening act Producers With Computers were on stage. Well when I say on stage they actually spent most of the time on the dancefloor. They are also made up of just two people and their style is also hip hop. No bling or gimmicks needed by these just a straight out assault on the ears. They were backed by a recorded backing track and exchanged witty lines. Their set was also filled with humour with We Don't Like You a particular highlight. The lyrics to the song were aimed at the audience who they told that they basically hated their guts. Not what you normally expect when you go to a gig but I found it hilarious.

Go to Producers With Computers MySpace page

Breaking up the beats was the all-girl pairing called Peggy Sue And The Pirates. Not sure which one was The Pirates as neither were sporting a wooden leg or an eye patch. It didn't really matter as they both had decent voices and also supplied the accompanying music themselves. For the first song this just happened to be a simple click of the fingers but they did also use a guitar, tambourine and various other instruments.

Go to Peggy Sue And The Pirates MySpace page

My alternative review can be found in the Monday 21st April edition of The Sentinel.

Review of Sons Ltd Showcas at the Victoria Hall (19/04/08)

After the success of the last event the record label based in Stoke-on-Trent decided to do another. The bands were all in high spirits after their recent domination of the Independent Label Singles Chart. They managed to claim four of the top five places with only The Futureheads crashing the party at number two. The main problem with the gig was if you went to the last one it was pretty much an exact replica of that. Yes they did change the running order and there were a couple more additions, but nothing dramatic. I am afraid I cannot offer you any of my expertly taken photo's, as I foolishly forgot me camera. Oops!
This time The Novellos were promoted to earlier on in the night and they snatched this opportunity with both hands. They stole the show for me with a passionate display. It seemed that they wanted to be there more than anyone else and thrived on the big stage. The lad with the big curly afro style hairdo epitomised this the most (the picture below is not actually him but is not to far off). He charged around the stage like a man possessed before he finally jumped into the crowd for a boogie with the front few rows. He was the main focal point and had a hand in almost everything. I think that is about enough of ranting on about him so I'll move onto someone else.

Go to The Novellos MySpace page

This Is Seb Clarke were the band that followed them and they are also a band that stand out. They are a small army of identically uniformed musicians including a large brass band. It is impossible to compare them to anything else as it simply doesn't exist. Every member does their bit and has ample chance to grab some of the limelight. Not a fan of the three minute pop song their tunes make Led Zeppelin seem like a punk band. Unfortunately a large part of the crowd had departed but this could have been down to a scrap in the audience. It seems to be a bit of a tradition at these events as a similar situation also marred the last event. One lad was left fully sparked out after a bunch of thugs had their wicked way with him.
The rest of the bands all did their little bit but none of them stood out or offered anything new. There was also time for a few special guests to play the DJ in between acts. The most notable of these was Carl Barat and Didz from Dirty Pretty Things. Again there was nothing outstanding about their choice of songs it was just a way of filling the gaps and kepping the crowd happy. They both seem pickled (heavily intoxicated) but posed for photographs, signed autographs etc.

Check out Monday 21st of April's edition of The Sentinel for my alternative review.

Drugs are for mugs

Drug packets do not come with government health warnings like cigarettes. Well not the ones I have seen anyway. I must add here that this was all for research purposes, being that I'm a journalist and all that. Anyway, maybe it's about time they did. Warning: Smoking this herbage may turn you into a hermit making a quick trip to the shops a mission.
Hopefully Amy Winehouse's dealer will take note, and hand out a message with his/her wraps of crack. This substance will not only shrink you to the size of an umpa lumpa, but also turn you into one of them Johnny foreigner's. On top of that it will transform your gaunt face into one that resembles a bulldog chewing a paw full of sour wasps. To see the full extent of Mrs Winehouse's decline watch the video below.

So remember kids, drugs are for mugs. You have been warned.

Gig guide for Stoke-on-Trent (18/10/08 - 24/10/08)

You will be pleased to know that I'm following up my review of The Ting Tings with not one but two reviews this week. I will be a busy boy and give you plenty to read. Reviews of the Sons Ltd showcase and Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip will all appear on here, with a printed alternative in The Sentinel. Now at least you'll be able to sleep well tonight knowing that.
As just mentioned this bearded fellow (pictured below) will be appearing with his partner in crime Dan Le Sac. They are something a bit different then the usual guitar band as there is only them, a mic and a laptop.

Go to their MySpace page

Mobile Act Unsigned champs Envy & Other Sins are stopping off in Hanley as part of their nationwide tour. The Birmingham-based band beat off competition from 1,600 other artists to take the crown. With this came a record deal with A&M Records where they have recently released their debut album We Leave At Dawn.
Envy & Other Sins are at the Sugarmill on Friday, April 18, at 7pm. Tickets cost £6. (01159 454 593)

Alternatively you could check out local indie band The Fears when they play at the Underground in Hanley.
The gig is at the Underground on Friday, April 18, at 7pm. Tickets cost £4.50. (01782 206000)

It is time for another Sons Ltd Showcase at the Victoria Hall featuring loads of local bands and well-known guest DJ's. The Local record label and their artists are still celebrating after four of their singles dominated the top five Independent Label Singles.
All the bands that played last time will have a set again including This Is Seb Clarke, The Title, The Novellos, Raphaels and LA Dies. There have also been a couple of additions in the form of The Dilettantes and The Rough Charm so there is plenty to feast on. In between all this Carl Barat and Didz from Dirty Pretty Things will be spinning a few tunes.
The Sons Ltd Showcase is at the Victoria Hall on Saturday, April 20, at 8pm. Tickets cost £17.50. (0870 060 6649)

If that doesn't float your boat then check out Scandinavian exports Robert Church and the Holy Community. They are taking their chilled-out sounds to the Glebe in Stoke where they will be supported by Horowitz.
The music starts at 8pm and the entry fee is £3.

On Sunday Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip will enter the region and take over the Sugarmill. The duo burst onto the scene a year ago with their single Thou Shalt Always Kill and they have been touring almost non-stop since.
Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip are at the Sugarmill on Sunday, April 20, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £10. (01159 454 593)

The Maccabees are returning to the Sugarmill to play to a sell-out crowd on Wednesday. Their first record was named album of the year by Artrocker magazine.
The Maccabees play at the Sugarmill on Wednesday, April 23, at 7.30pm.

On Thursday we see the launch of our very own festival Axis which is returning for its second year. Tonight's line-up includes Dead Like Heroes, Fall 42 and Bleached Wail. For further information about upcoming Axis gigs continue reading my future columns.
The launch is at the Sugarmill on Thursday, April 24, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £4. (01159 454 593)

Gig guide for Stoke-on-Trent (11/04/08 - 17/04/08)

There are a few bits and pieces knocking about this week but nothing to get to excited about. There is the upcoming Axis festival coming up, it is only in its second year but is helping to bring some bigger names to the area. Other big names like Paul Weller are coming to the region and bands like Crystal Castles and Brian Jonestown Massacre will also be playing. Exciting times just around the corner.
This week we have Lethal Bizzle playing at the Sugarmill. Not sure if he is my cup of tea but he is very popular with the crowd here and has stated Stoke as the best crowd off his last tour. So a pat on the back for everyone who was there.

Go to The Lethal Bizzle's MySpace page

Another part of the current Manchester massive is playing at the Sugarmill in Hanley. Twisted Wheel have received less hype than their other counterparts but a big festival season could catapult them into the mainstream. They are supported by the two local bands The Sport and The Alones.
Twisted Wheel et al play at the Sugarmill on Friday, April 11, at 7pm. Tickets cost £6. (01159 454 593)

If their sound is not quite heavy enough for you then Transmit Disrupt are hosting an EP Launch Show at the Underground. They will not be alone as Kamikaze Pilots, My Sergeant Mask and A View From Above all have support slots.
Transmit Disrupt are at the Underground on Friday, April 1, at 8pm. Tickets cost £4. (01782 206000)

On Saturday night the Victoria Hall opens its doors to the household name KT Tunstall. She burst onto the scene three years ago with her debut album (Eye To The Telescope) which became a massive hit and won her a multitude of awards.
KT Tunstall takes centre stage at the Victoria Hall on Saturday, April 12, at 7pm. Tickets cost £22.50. (0870 060 6649)

Alternatively, you could join in the shenanigans of another all day affair at the Glebe in Stoke. This week it is a mini-punk festival on offer with English Dogs headlining. A number of other bands will be performing on the day including The Lurkers, Blitzkrieg and Impact but for the full listing click below.

Go to The Glebe's MySpace page

The punk all-dayer is at the Glebe on Saturday, April 12, at 2pm. The entry fee is £15 payable on the door.

Sunday night marks the return of grime artist Lethal Bizzle who is once again playing at the Sugarmill. He has endeared himself to the local crowd with a number of shows including last year's NME Rock N Roll Riot Tour. He is being supported by rising star Bashy.
Lethal Bizzle is playing at the Sugarmill on Sunday, April 13, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £12. (01159 454 593)

The Old Brown Jug in Newcastle is hosting its regular night on Wednesday. This week gives you another opportunity to support local artists as both The Rebounds and Trial Of Origin share the limelight.
The music starts at 8pm at the Old Brown Jug and there is no entry fee.

Also on Wednesday there is a chance to digest some music from our European friends as the Wonky Pop Tour stops at the Sugarmill. Headlining the night will be Alphabeat from Denmark who create uplifting catchy pop tunes. They will be supported by Leon Jean Marie and Frankmusik.
Alphabeat are at the Sugarmill on Wednesday, April 16, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £6.50. (01159 454 593)

Review of The Ting Tings at the Sugarmill (10/04/08)

I’m not too big on karma but it certainly bit me on the arse last night. I was required to review The Ting Tings gig for the mighty rag that is The Sentinel.

Read my full Sentinel review

For my troubles I received two complimentary tickets in the post. And then the next day the same thing happened. So this meant I had two spare, comprende? So I did the noble thing and sold them to a couple of young fans outside the gig who delightfully slapped twenty quid in my hand.
Now fast forward a couple of hours after I had found a decent spot on the balcony which I rooted myself too. But hey ho, just before the band came on stage two youngsters slimed beside me and slowly forced me out of my spot. Then to my horror I realised it was the same two girls that I had sold my spare tickets too. God must have been laughing his socks off. I did consider flipping them over the balcony but then what would have happened to me. No doubt a giant Daddy Long Legs would have appeared from nowhere and ripped all my limbs off.
Apart from this bout of karma it was a decent gig. There was a long wait before The Ting Tings (pictured below) came on, and then they only hung around for less than an hour. Although they have yet to release an album so this could have been expected. Their songs were bright catchy numbers and only a deaf person could have failed to tap their foot or dance about like a raving loon. For only two of them they managed to create a decent sound. This was helped by the use of samples which were triggered by lead singer Karen White. She had a good presence on stage and skipped between instruments. She could do it all dance, play guitar, bang a drum you name it. Jules De Martino also played his part well. His main focus was the drums but he also sang and played guitar. This band has received a lot of hype and some of it is fair. They just need a few more songs in their locker and their on to a winner.

Go to The Ting Tings MySpace page

Anni Rossi (pictured below) supplied the support and it was different to all the usual boring indie tripe that’s normally on offer. It was just her with a viola for company. She plucked away while warbling along barely stopping for breath between songs. The only words she muttered within the entire performance were ‘you can buy my CD at the back.’ I wouldn’t recommend you go out of your way to see her but it was refreshing to see something a little different.

Go to Anni Rossi's MySpace page

The problem with London is that it's full of Southerners

It is finally time to hear about my time down in the London. A large percentage of my time was spent in an office somewhere near Shepards Bush. This was in completely the other side of London to where I was staying. My room was situated in the East, while work was in the West. A bit of a nightmare but not too bad when I got to grips with the Underground. My first major malfunction was on the first day. I stupidly didn’t realise that two different lines went from the same stop. I like the Northern monkey I am, got on the wrong one and ended up in the north. I then had to flag down a taxi who got me back on track. Mind you I did have to cross his palm with a load of gold for his troubles.
Anyhow, back to the office. During my time there I made very good friends with the scanner and the mail room. I did do some other bits, like some viral PR about a camp Russian popstar called Sergey. This was about as exciting as it got. The people I worked with were all sound but I couldn’t imagine working in PR forever. Most of their daily chores are spent chasing journalists and trying to plug some rubbish product. Not my idea of a full-time career.
The snaps I promised you didn’t quite make it. Instead of playing the tourist I spent most of my weekend in various boozers. Most of them were very pricey, others were just a bit steep. The other thing that took a bit acclimatising too was the general rudeness of the London public. Not only do they walk through you like you don’t exist, but they also squeeze in front of you just as the tube doors open. No matter how long you have been stood there, a slimy Southern worm still reading his paper will glide in front of you with all the elegance of a raging bull. There job must have been more important than mine. The worse thing is after a couple of days you find yourself joining in. Eat or be eaten I say. This did go against all my polite Northern gentleman principles, but a man gotta do and all that jazz.
In a hungover haze I did manage a short trip to Abbey Road as you can see below.

That place has had legends like The Beatles, Pink Floyd and Cliff Richard record there. There isn’t much to see apart from a zebra crossing (pictured below) and a graffiti covered wall. Anyway since returning I have managed to shrug off the southern charm (or lack of) and returned back to normal.

Gig guide for Stoke-on-Trent (04/04/08 - 10/04/08)

The week has arrived when the legend that is Mr Paddy Considine, is coming to a pub near you. He won't be alone though as he is bringing the rest of his band Riding The Low (pictured below) to rock your socks off. There is one slight problem as it clashes with the return leg of United v Roma, and I know where my prioties lie. Sorry Paddy, maybe next time old pal.
Elsewhere The Ting Tings are playing on Thursday and I will be reviewing that one so look out for that.

Go to Riding The Low's MySpace page

The weekend starts when Frank Turner strolls into the region to play at the Sugarmill. He has been a busy boy over the last couple of years having released two albums in as many years.
Frank Turner plays at the Sugarmill in Hanley on Friday, April 4, at7pm. Tickets cost £6. (01159 454 593)

Alternatively, you could choose to support some local talent in the form of Trouserdog, Kybosch and Nemo. All three bands will be playing at Fat Cat Cafe Bar tonight in Hanley.
Music Starts at 8.30pm and the event is free of charge.

During most of Saturday Wrongpop are hosting a full day of festivities at the Glebe in Stoke. There will be ten bands vying for your attention including some of the Wrongpop regulars. Some of the bands that have slots are Winnebago Deal, This Aint Vegas, Ox Scapula and Cove. For the full listing click below

Go to The Glebe's MySpace page

The all dayer is at the Glebe on Saturday, April 5, at 2pm. Ticketscost £8. (01782 844600)

On Sunday night established band The Automatic come marching into the region to do a show at the Sugarmill. The band are most well known from their single Monster which charted at number three.
The Automatic are at the Sugrmill on Sunday, April 6, at 7.30pm.Tickets cost £9. (01159 454 593)

On Monday London-based band We Smoke Fags will be taking centre stage at the Sugarmill. The support is supplied by local bands This Machine Is Off and Cats In The Alley.
We Smoke Fags et al are playing at the Sugarmill on Monday, April 7,at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £5. (01159 454 593)

If you are a fan of the brilliant British film Dead Man's Shoes then you will be pleased to hear that the main actor Paddy Considine is bringing his band to the Old Brown Jug. He not only starred in that film but also co-wrote it with his good friend Shane Meadows. On Wednesday though he will be putting all his effort into leading his band Riding The Low onto the stage.
You can catch Riding The Low at the Old Brown Jug in Newcastle onWednesday, April 9, at 8pm. Free entry.

Finally, check out The Ting Tings when they play at the Sugarmill this Thursday. They are a boy-girl duo from Manchester and are signed to major record label Columbia. They have been making waves within the music industry of late and have regularly been featured in all the popular press. There debut album is due to be released in May so you can expect them to be busy during festival season.
The Ting Tings play at the Sugarmill on Thursday, April 10, at 7.30pm.Tickets cost £9. (01159 454 593)

Gig guide for Stoke-on-Trent (28/03/08-03/04/08)

So things should return back to normaility now after the big bank holiday weekend. I spent my time (and an awful lot of money) abusing my body down in the London. Although I did make a visit to a pub which is listed twice. Once for the main building and again for the toilet. I can provide no pictures of this fine place for urine, but I can assure you it was worth a mention.
Anyway, where was I. Back to the ye olde gig guide of course. The main attraction for this week is the Foals (pictured below) are coming to town, only it is a DJ set and not a full gig. The band have exploded onto the scene lately and they have ben pretty hard to avoid.

Go to Foals MySpace page

For all you Foals fans out there you are in for a treat as members of the band will be performing an exclusive DJ set. They will be spinning the tunes at the night called F.A.K.E. which is at Touch nightclub in Hanley.
Foals DJ set is at Touch on Friday, March 28, at 9.30pm. Free entry.

Also on Friday you can catch local indie band Dirty Mundays when they headline at the Sugarmill. They originally started out as an Oasis tribute band but now perform their own material.
Dirty Mundays play at the Sugarmill in Hanley on Friday, March 28, at 7pm. Tickets cost £4. (01159 454 593)

Be Your Own Pet will stop off in Hanley as part of their nationwide tour following the release of their second album. They are one of the many current female-fronted bands and come all the way from Tennessee. Their music is very fast paced so expect an energetic performance.
Be Your Own Pet are at the Sugarmill on Saturday, March 29, at 7pm. Tickets cost £8.50. (01159 454 593)

Alternatively, you could lend some support to some local bands at the Glebe in Stoke. The Greenhouse Project, Jacks A Girl and The Llight will all have their chance to shine.
The gig is at the Glebe on Saturday, March 29, at 8pm. Tickets cost £4. (01782 844600)

On Monday rising Glaswegian band Make Model are appearing at the Sugarmill. The band recently played at the South By Southwest festival in Texas. Further planned appearances at Camden Crawl could help propel them into the mainstream.
Make Model play at the Sugarmill on Monday, March 31, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £6. (01159 454 593)

Also on Monday there is another chance to see Everything On Red when they perform at Fat Cats in Hanley.
Music starts at 8pm and is free entry.

Look See Proof return to the region and are another band that seem destined for bigger things. They have supported high profile bands such as The Frattellis, Foals and Good Shoes and even played at last year's Glastonbury.
Look See Proof take centre stage at the Sugarmill on Tuesday, April 1, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £5. (01159 454 593)

This week's featured bands at the Old Brown Jug in Newcastle are Sub-Rosa and The Vicious Toys.
Music starts at 8pm and there is no entry fee.

Finally, on Thursday you can absorb the distinct sound of Yoav when he appears at the Sugarmill. He has a radio-friendly voice but provides all the backing tracks himself by strumming and banging away at his trusty guitar.
Yoav is at the Sugarmill on Thursday, March 3, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £6. (01159 454 593)

Gig guide for Stoke-on-Trent (21/03/08 - 27/03/08)

This weekend we all celebrate Easter in our own way. You can either go to church and say a prayer, stuff your face full of choccie or just take advantage of an extra couple of days off. Some are just greedy and do all three, and others just do this all year round anyway.
My highlight for the upcoming week of gigs is this gruesome twosome (pictured below) who go by the name of Blood Red Shoes.

Go to Blood Red Shoes MySpace page

This week we begin when a bunch of local bands have a share of the limelight. Fall 42, Hudson, Blue Origin and Hollow Victory are all featured on the roster at the Underground in Hanley.
Fall 41 et al are at the Underground on Friday, March 21, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £4. (01782 206000)

Also on Friday there is a night of rock on offer at the Glebe in Stoke. Headlining are Stafford-based band Daily Intake with the support slots filled by Nemo and Edison Rise.
Music starts at 8pm and ticket cost £5. (01782 844600)

On Saturday metal band Bad Coma are headlining at the Sugarmill in Hanley. They are a four-piece group that possess bags of experience and have a decent following. They will be supported by Hebephrenic and Defkon.
Bad Coma play at the Sugarmill on Saturday, March 22, at 7pm. Tickets cost £4. (01159 454 593)

Fat Cat Café Bar is playing host to a couple more bands on Monday night. Herzoga are part of the Wrongpop army and have been championed by Steve Lamacq. They are also due into the famous Maida Vale studios in London where they will record some tracks for BBC Introducing. Morning Sparks are the other band that will be featured on the night.
The gig is at Fat Cats on Monday, March 24, at 9pm. Free entry.

Also on Monday, Resonate and Rig Up Explosive are stopping off at the Glebe as part of their nationwide tour. Resonate are currently signed to independent rock label Lockjaw Records and have also been played by Steve Lamacq.
Both bands are appearing at the Glebe on Monday, March 24, at 8pm. Tickets cost £5. (01782 844600)

Blood Red Shoes come stomping into the region on Wednesday to take centre stage at the Sugarmill. The tour is in aid of promoting their upcoming debut album Box Of Secrets which shall be released in mid April. They are a two-piece rock band that is based in Brighton and have regularly been featured in all the popular music press.
They will be supported by two bands with rising profiles in the form of Johnny Foreigner and Peggy Sue And The Pirates.
Blood Red Shoes play at the Sugarmill on Wednesday, March 26, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £7. (01159 454 593)

Finally, On Thursday local band Tribal Brides Of The Amazon are taking to the stage at the Glebe. They are signed to local label Owd Ear Recordings which is also home to a small number of artists. They will not be alone on the night as support is supplied by both Monski and Seers.
The music starts at 8pm and tickets cost £4. (01782 844600)

Gig guide for Stoke-on-Trent (14/03/08 - 20/03/08)

It's a bit of a quieter time on the Stoke's gig front this week. I of course won't be attending any of these as I'm off to the London. Doing a bit of work experience down there so muchos filing and photocopying for me. Sex. I should still be posting bits about my time down there and may even include some snaps taken by my good self.
In the mean time back to the gigs. Boy Kill Boy (pictured below) are coming to town this week, but for a full round-up just keep on reading.

Go to Boy Kill Boy's MySpace page

This week we start off with a couple of local guitar-based bands taking over at the Underground. Headlining on Friday is the four piece modern punk/indie band St. Six supported by The Vancouvas.
St. Six are at the Underground in Hanley on Friday, March 14, at 8pm. Tickets cost £4. (01782 206000)

Saturday night brings a more progressive sound to your ears when Mountain Became Machines take to the stage at The Band Stand. If you are still unsure what and where this venue is, it was formerly Kay’s Mobster Rock Bar and can be found on Marsh Street in Hanley.
Mountains Became Machines play at The Band Stand on Saturday, March 15, at 10pm. Entry fee is £3 payable on the door.

Also on Saturday Everything On Red are headlining at the Sugarmill in Hanley. They have described their sound as “an assault on the ears and mind.”
Everything On Red take centre stage at the Sugarmill on Saturday, March 15, at 7pm. Tickets cost £4. (01159 454 593)

On Sunday you can head to the Sugarmill for a classic rock sound supplied by Big Linda. The name suggests that it’s a lady with an above average appetite, but don’t be fooled. They are in fact a London-based band with an album due out in April.
The gig is at the Sugarmill on Sunday, March 16, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £5. (01159 454 593)

Boy Kill Boy return to the region just a couple of weeks before their second album is available to buy or download. Their latest offering was produced by Dave Sardy who has previously recorded Oasis, Johnny Cash and Soulwax.
Boy Kill Boy play at the Sugarmill on Monday, March 18, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £8. (01159 454 593)

Alternatively you could check out Year Long Disaster who are taking a break from their tour with Velvet Revolver, to storm into the Underground. Support is supplied by a trio of local bands in the form of Blind Pilot, Navaho and Renton.
The gig is at the Underground on Tuesday, March 18, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £4. (01782 206000)

The Displacements return to the Sugarmill as warm-up preparation for their tour supporting The Enemy. The group have been regularly featured in the music press and were even championed by the legendary Peter Hook.
The Displacements are at the Sugarmill on Wednesday, March 19, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £6. (01159 454 593)

Finally, local indie band The Seconds top the bill at the Sugarmill on Thursday. The band only formed a couple of years ago, but has already won a battle of the bands competition in sunny Blackpool.
Music starts at 7.30pm and tickets cost £4. (01159 454 593)

Free baby with every festival ticket

http://www.spermfortickets.com/

Picture the scene. Fifteen years from now you hear a knock at the door. You open it only to be greeted by a young lad performing a scene out of the Riverdance. With a quick scratch of the head you wonder what the hell is going on. Then he chirps them immortal words: “Top of the morning to ya. The name’s Paddy McGuiness and your ma daddy so you are”

This time you scratch your head more manically. Is this a wind-up? You have a scan about to see if one of your mates is hiding in the bushes. No sign of anyone except this hyper little kid jigging around in front of you. Then BANG! It smacks you in the face like a right hook from Rocky. Bestival, it must be.

Now this is not just another story of a drunken fumble at a festival. This could be the reality for thousands of students around the country. They are strapped for cash but desperate to join in the summer frolics. This includes at least one visit to indulge in the shenanigans that this year’s festivals have to offer. While scouring the internet they come across an advert that could solve all their problems: “We need sperm donations…You need festival tickets…Wanna strike a deal?” An instant reply from a small army of desperate students was: “Too right I do. A ticket to Bestival for the small price of a five finger shuffle. That’s two for one in my book. Where do I sign?”

A few quick clicks on the keyboard and your off. The application pack will soon be dropping through the door along with the maxed-out credit card bill. Assuming you pass all the checks you’re free to enter the next stage of the process. It won’t be long till Dave from DHL will be delivering your special pot along with a selection of ‘reading material.’ “I’ll be in the van, you’ve got five minutes lad. Can’t wait no longer, off to Wakefield next.” No worries Dave, I’ll be back in a jiffy.

Now whoever thought of this idea clearly didn’t think it through. First of all there is the slight sexist issue. Do girls not like music? Or is that offer forthcoming? Maybe they’re just worried that they will put all their eggs in one basket, and that could be a messy affair.

There also seems to be a distinct lack of good morals. Just because the Irish sperm banks are struggling doesn’t mean they should take advantage of the poor. Aiming to seduce students who would sell their big toes for a pot noodle is just wrong. And why target the festival goers anyway? The majority are beer swigging, drug fuelled, party animals that have a forty a day fag habit. Surely that is not the ideal profile of a donor.

That’s not to say that the campaign was a failure. So many people have replied that the site has had to close down and have a re-think. A quick meeting and they’re ready for some more promotion. The next advert reads: “We need sperm donations…You need crack…Wanna strike a deal?”

Gig guide for Stoke-on-Trent (7/03/08 - 13/03/08)

This week there are plenty of choices on offer with numerous nights offering multiple options. So knock the dust off your gladrags (or whatever you wear) and check them out.
The Beatles are even coming to town on Thursday. Now as far as I know no-one has managed to bring back John Lennon or George Harrison just yet. It is in fact their leading tribute act The Bootleg Beatles (pictured below) who once supported Oasis at Earls Court. If thats your thing then nip to the bank and take out a mortgage as the tickets cost a small fortune.

The weekend begins on Friday with the sold-out show by The Futureheads at the Sugarmill in Hanley. They are an established band from Sunderland whose third album This Is Not The World is due out in May.
The Futureheads are appearing at the Sugarmill on Friday, March 7, at 7pm.

You could also opt to join in the party at the Glebe as Wrongpop celebrate their first birthday. There are numerous bands on offer this Friday including Truckdriver Jnr, Stringfellow Hawk and Notorious Hifi Killers.
The celebrations are at the Glebe in Stoke on Friday, March 7, at 8pm. Tickets cost £3. (01782 844600)

Also, The Band Stand continues putting on live entertainment and you can catch local bands Wavelength and Distinct 6 there.
The gig is at The Band Stand in Hanley tonight at 10pm. Entry fee is £3 payable on the door.

Alternatively, you could head down to Fat Cats in Hanley and soak up the sounds of The Wind Up Merchants, Coda and Radio Free Europe.
The music starts at 9pm and there is no entry fee.

On Saturday night there is another chance to watch local band The Black Apples as they continue their busy start to the year.
The Black Apples play at the Glebe in Stoke on Saturday, March 8, at 8pm. Tickets cost £4. (01782 844600)

On Sunday night the Cazals will bounce into the region in buoyant as their single Life Is Boring has just been released. They are currently signed to the super cool French label Kitsune which has previously released material from Hot Chip and Digitalism. The support slots are filled by The Rebounds, The Title and The Blue Collars.
Cazals are at the Sugarmill on Sunday, March 9, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £6. (01159 454 593)

Yorkshire indie band Little Man Tate return to Stoke-on-Trent on Monday for a show at the Sugarmill. Support is supplied by The Lines and The Sport.
The gig starts at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £10. (01159 454 593)

This week’s featured bands at the Old Brown Jug are the Kamikaze Pilots and Mint.Ive.
They both take centre stage at the Old Brown Jug in Newcastle on Wednesday, March 12, at 8pm. Free entry.

Also on Wednesday The Maybes? will be making the trip from Liverpool to appear at the Sugarmill.
The Maybes? play at the Sugarmill on Wednesday, March 12, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £5. (01159 454 593)

Finally, on Thursday you can rejoice to the sound of The Beatles with renditions of their hits being reproduced by successful tribute act The Bootleg Beatles.
They are appearing at the Victoria Hall in Hanley on Thursday, March 13, at 8pm. Tickets cost £19.50/£21.50. (0870 060 6649)

Gig guide for Stoke-on-Trent (29/02/08 - 6/03/08)

We are now entering the month of March and that should mean the old purse strings can begin to loosen. With that in mind it's time to hit the booze and see what the gigging world has to offer in the beloved Stoke-on-Trent.
This weeks highlight arrives when local indie band The Alones (pictured below) return to their old patch. They are teaming up with The Riptides for a double headline slot at the Old Brown Jug in Newcastle. Best of all the entry won't cost you a penny so no excuses will be accepted.

Go to The Alones MySpace page

The weekend kicks off on Friday when Fat Cat plays host to a couple of indie bands. The Fears and Hips Like Cinderella are two bands with a rising reputation and would welcome your support.
The gig is at Fat Cat Café Bar in Hanley on Friday, February 29, at 9pm. Free entry.

Another indie band will be strutting their stuff on stage at the Underground. The Llight will be continuing their busy start to the year with another headline slot.
The Llight are playing at the Underground in Hanley on Friday, February 29, at 8pm. Tickets cost £4. (08700 600 100)

Alternatively, you could opt for a classic blues sound in the form of Dirk Digglers Blues Revue. They are playing tonight at The Band Stand on Marsh Street, Hanley and support is supplied by Paranoid Dreams. As usual the gig is followed by a club night that lasts until 3am with resident DJ Sweetjayne spinning the tunes.
Music starts at 10pm and the entry fee is £3 payable on the door.

On Saturday night Birmingham-based rock band Mexicolas will be stomping into town as part of their nationwide tour. They have recently released their debut album after signing to independent record label In Exile. The support acts are No Logo and Red Eyes Of Russia.
Mexicolas et al are at the Sugarmill in Hanley on Saturday, March 1, at 7pm. Tickets cost £4. (01159 454 593)

On Sunday established folk band 3 Daft Monkeys will be taking centre stage at the Sugarmill. They effortlessly blend traditional folk music with sounds influenced from many different parts of the globe.
3 Daft Monkeys play at the Sugarmill on Sunday, March 2, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £8. (01159 454 593)

Tremolo Rehearsals are hosting another night at the Sugarmill to continue showcasing their talent. It is a complex consisting of a number of rooms where many of the well known local bands have polished-up their act.
There are a number of local bands performing on the night including Stash Pocket, Molotov Revival, Tonight Equals Dancing and Trouser Dog.
The Showcase is at the Sugarmill on Monday, March 3, at 7.30pm. Tickets cost £4. (01159 454 593)

Finally, on Wednesday at the Old Brown Jug there is a double headline performance by The Riptides and The Alones. The former are a Birmingham-based band with an upbeat indie sound complete with synthesisers.
The Alones are a local indie band that has been championed from every corner of the music press. They finally play at this venue after an earlier gig had to be rescheduled.
The Riptides and The Alones are at the Old Brown Jug on Wednesday, March 5, at 8pm. Free entry.